[HUMOR][EPIC 4G TOUCH EDITION] You know you're rooted when.. - Samsung Epic 4G Touch

I saw this in another thread and I thought it was a neat idea.
Just add your own funny conclusion to "You know you're rooted when"!
Have fun!
Example: You know you're rooted when you spend more time on the XDA forums than with your family.
You know you're rooted when you flash every ROM available for the Epic touch!
Special thanks to kennysvgp08 for the idea
This guy below me has the best one so far vvv

You know you're rooted....
when you miss a call from friends or family, and they ask why....
You tell them that you must have been "in recovery", and don't understand the strange looks they give you:
"Mom, I DON'T have a drug problem!"

You know your rooted when you flash something in cwm at work and soft brick so you lite to your boss so you can leave early to access Odin at home
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yourbrotherrex said:
You know you're rooted....
when you miss a call from friends or family, and they ask why....
You tell them that you must have been "in recovery", and don't understand the strange looks they give you:
"Mom, I DON'T have a drug problem!"
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I'm liking this thread already

You know you're rooted when the Sprint Employee looks at your phone and says "dude BlazerRom?"

yourbrotherrex said:
You know you're rooted....
when you miss a call from friends or family, and they ask why....
You tell them that you must have been "in recovery", and don't understand the strange looks they give you:
"Mom, I DON'T have a drug problem!"
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HAHAHA! This happens all the time to me!

You know you're rooted when your girlfriend doesn't understand why you spend so much time "fixing" a brand new phone.

regP said:
You know you're rooted when your girlfriend doesn't understand why you spend so much time "fixing" a brand new phone.
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That sounds a lot like what I go through..

yourbrotherrex said:
You know you're rooted....
when you miss a call from friends or family, and they ask why....
You tell them that you must have been "in recovery", and don't understand the strange looks they give you:
"Mom, I DON'T have a drug problem!"
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lol that was too funny

You know your rooted when you spend more on a Christmas gift for QBKing77 then you do for your wife/girlfriend.

borkan said:
That sounds a lot like what I go through..
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You know you're rooted when you busted the f5 key on both of your keyboards over the last month of ics leaks.
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You know your rooted when you were younger and people asked you what you wanted to be when you grew up, you answered a Recognized Developer.

You know you're rooted when... you never have to clear out your sms inbox because you just do it when you flash a new rom.

You know you're rooted when:
- you forget what the "Sprint Zone" notification bar icon looks like.
- you have more memory taken up by flashable ROMs on your SD card than music.
- your wife won't let you touch her phone because of how often yours is soft-bricked.

iSaint said:
You know you're rooted when you play with your phone more than yourself ..
Wait that sounded wrong
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My post from the other thread

You know you're rooted when you wake up every morning looking forward/expecting another ICS leak.

I'll just leave this here:
(I'm guilty of this, for sure.)

silversx80 said:
You know you're rooted when:
- your wife won't let you touch her phone because of how often yours is soft-bricked.
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haha thats me

U know yor rooted when u spend more time on xda then your girlfriend spends on facebook
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damn wife tried to help me, and i think she screwed me even more...

So I just got my Evo, and out the box it already had the Anti-Root OTA Update installed... well she took hers to sprint today since she couldnt get Netflix to work, and they told her there was an update availible to fix that. so she downloaded it on hers and now netflix wirks great for her.
So she comes home, and grabs mine and updates it for me... trying to prove to me that she knows how to do some things... Now my software number is 4.24.651.1... yay... wonder when THIS one is gonna be cracked so i can finally root this thing!
sorry dude the root method isnt availabile yet but devs and unrevoked are workin on it i think they will have root method out by october bro
Leave her...
I believe you can flash the ruu back to 2.2 and root.
supe12sta12z said:
I believe you can flash the ruu back to 2.2 and root.
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I have heard from a handful of people this wont work since I am S-on.
I know Unrevoked and all the smart people are working on it. I can wait. I just couldnt believe she actually touched my phone and updated it... she should know better!
Your netflix is working now, thank her.
NewZJ said:
Your netflix is working now, thank her.
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i feel for you, but... XD!!!
My wife touched my phone once...
Good news is she's finally getting used to having 8 fingers...
NewZJ said:
Your netflix is working now, thank her.
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well, yea... but I dont use it to much.. I tend to download things...
Mark_Hardware said:
My wife touched my phone once...
Good news is she's finally getting used to having 8 fingers...
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Haha that made me laugh.....
jadden said:
i think they will have root method out by october bro
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You can't be serious?!? Within 6 days people can find a way to root the EVO 3D, but the Gingerbread update that's been out for a month, can't be cracked?
I'm in no situation to get upset, I guess. I don't know a thing about how to do it, but I had to replace my rooted phone due to a cracked casing, and I just received the new one 2 days ago.
I'm missing all the goods....like Synergy.
when they think they know it all, let them do the hard work
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You can't be serious?!? Within 6 days people can find a way to root the EVO 3D, but the Gingerbread update that's been out for a month, can't be cracked?
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Originally the Evo was rooted before it actually launched (thanks toast!). HTC has gotten better locking the Evo down since then.
Does this give you free access to her purse now? LOL
nm....Frustrated with Spint
Tell her that you have made a choice to leave her for your phone. and you want to have great sex with the HDMI port on your phone. lmao!!!!! Cause we all know it is that small since you can't tell her NOT to touch your phone. lol! but then again, girls will be girls. they'll do what they want anyway because they actually think they know what they are doing because some idiot at sprint told her that. lmao. anyway. hahahhahahahahaha. The only reason I root is to use the SO CALL FREAKING 10 DOLLARS a month they are stealing from us. Use as much internet as I can. hahahahahaha
Every one of you who would even joke about your wife the way you are should be ashamed of yourself. As for the OP, you should be kicked hard in the junk for such a disrespectful thread title.
this entire thread is making me laugh my ass off. hahahahhaa
Mark_Hardware said:
My wife touched my phone once...
Good news is she's finally getting used to having 8 fingers...
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That's freakin rad! I thought my wife was the only one with 8 fingers now.
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Did you leave your phone on the stove? Only time a woman should be able to find it.
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[Q] has the 2.3.3 ota software been rooted?

sorry if this is a lame question but a friend of mine asked me to root his evo 4g with the 2.3.3 ota software update and i was wondering if unrevoked would work for it. thanks a bunch
Just rooted mine last night, don't no where there link is, you have to search
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ok cool. but did you use unrevoked?
I'm pretty sure this guy is trolling you. I have an evo on 2.3.3 that I got last week, and I'm patiently waiting to root. When a method comes out this forum is gonna light up with posts about it, you won't have to search for it to hard.
Heres to hoping we get root soon!
You CANNOT root 2.3 yet!
There has been at LEAST 100 threads about this is the last month. I have personally responded to 3 threads in the past day alone. Please do a search next time, it would literally have taken you 10 seconds.
You aren't a friend for allowing him to take the update. And if you know how to root then u should know there is no root for 2.3 ota... In fact there will never be again... If the amount of new devices that have dropped or will in the 3rd and 4th quarter including iPhone 5// like really if u want root... Go buy a rooted device....
Let the developer move on to bigger things.. and learn on your own to gain root access just like they did.... No one wants to take the time out to learn... They expect these guys to do it all...
I say no more root for evo... why.. so u can gain root then complain when you can install them rom or kernel right...nah.... Make em like them guys on Craigslist....
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Nope.
10char
ok enjoy your dropped calls all XD and thanks
what about sbf back to 2.2?
I rooted my Orig Droid running 2.3.3 with unrevoked!!!
Someone on TeamWin did root 2.3.3, but "it pushed the phone to the max" and he is not releasing it, for fear of bricking phones.
mar5hal said:
ok enjoy your dropped calls all XD and thanks
what about sbf back to 2.2?
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dropped calls? where???? I havent had a single dropped call unless I was out in the woods where I get **** for reception on any cell phone
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geeksquadryder said:
You aren't a friend for allowing him to take the update. And if you know how to root then u should know there is no root for 2.3 ota... In fact there will never be again... If the amount of new devices that have dropped or will in the 3rd and 4th quarter including iPhone 5// like really if u want root... Go buy a rooted device....
Let the developer move on to bigger things.. and learn on your own to gain root access just like they did.... No one wants to take the time out to learn... They expect these guys to do it all...
I say no more root for evo... why.. so u can gain root then complain when you can install them rom or kernel right...nah.... Make em like them guys on Craigslist....
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Based on that type of logic, this place would not exist. If every one had to learn how to root on their own I don't think there would be too many rooted devices out there. I agree about the complaining but that doesn't apply to everyone. And if people took the time out to successfully port 2.3.3 with sense 2.1 for the hero, I have to believe someone / some group will successfully root the Evo again.

This is SOME NONSENSE!

Can someone please explain this to me on how a CRICKET phone got a working ICS update and we don't. Come on now Huawei. This is a damn shame. The Galaxy Nexus is not released here in the states and some rinky dink phone got ICS. WTF! And now I see why Apple is kicking ass.
http://www.engadget.com/2011/12/12/huawei-honor-gets-ice-cream-sandwich-upgrade-feels-honored/
http://www.phonedog.com/2011/12/12/other-android-oems-could-learn-something-from-huawei/
albie1937 said:
Can someone please explain this to me on how a CRICKET phone got a working ICS update and we don't. Come on now Huawei. This is a damn shame. The Galaxy Nexus is not released here in the states and some rinky dink phone got ICS. WTF! And now I see why Apple is kicking ass.
http://www.engadget.com/2011/12/12/huawei-honor-gets-ice-cream-sandwich-upgrade-feels-honored/
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Take it easy...
Oh for christ sakes, you really felt the need to create a new thread for this? Your a god damn troll, you know that? There are developers actively working on CM7 which will eventually lead to CM9 and ICS on this phone. If you are impatient, get another phone. Read the forum rules and do some searching and quit your god damn whining.
You little 10 year olds and your demands for everything are getting on my last effin' nerve on this board. GTFO!
For one it's a demo build so it's not complete. Sure they have one but in all honesty what did they have to leave out or what's not working without having major issues. As it says it's a DEMO which we have phones already in the xda community that have this also already. Not a big deal.
Dude chill even when we do get ics a ton of apps are not even updated for it yet. I rather have all my apps working and no Los.
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Sell your E4GT and go to Criket
Same person will complain once the get ICS about all the apps that don't work and how could they release this.
shiftr182 said:
Sell your E4GT and go to Criket
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Not in a million years. Love my Epic Touch. Just upset about that cheezy ass phone getting ICS before we get it.
albie1937 said:
Not in a million years. Love my Epic Touch. Just upset about that cheezy ass phone getting ICS before we get it.
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Lol, what makes us superior. Call Samsung about it and see how far you get
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albie1937 said:
Not in a million years. Love my Epic Touch. Just upset about that cheezy ass phone getting ICS before we get it.
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Well go cry about it on twitter with your 12 year old buddies. None of us want to hear it.
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albie1937 said:
Not in a million years. Love my Epic Touch. Just upset about that cheezy ass phone getting ICS before we get it.
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You must be pretty upset If your going to start a thread on such silly topic.
Lots of more important things going on in the world let your fart in the wind ICS anger go.
Come on - really? Do we really feel the need to rant and complain? I know you love your device - but why do you have to do this?
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Galaxy S 2 ICS Source code released

Go to: https://opensource.samsung.com/index.jsp and search for GT-I9100_ICS_Opensource_Update4
I"ll post a mirror up as soon as I get it down.
wrong forum. This is not the international s2
Watch out dude, the wolfs are going to be all of over this thread soon. They seem to hate all news unrelated to our phone.
synergeticink said:
Watch out dude, the wolfs are going to be all of over this thread soon. They seem to hate all news unrelated to our phone.
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persecution complex much?
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synergeticink said:
Watch out dude, the wolfs are going to be all of over this thread soon. They seem to hate all news unrelated to our phone.
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also nobody is doing anything more than the fact that there is a section for your posts its called the general section
here is a link
http://forum.xda-developers.com/forumdisplay.php?f=256
knock yourself out
You can post as much general android news as your heart can take there
No wonder your phone is hard bricked!
Beefvvl said:
No wonder your phone is hard bricked!
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-.- that was low sir
When will this stop?
madizmo said:
When will this stop?
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when we have ics roms.
then it will be 'jb aosp source released, when will it be on our phone?'
funeralthirst said:
when we have ics roms.
then it will be 'jb aosp source released, when will it be on our phone?'
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It's pretty sad, my Vibrant is running ICS. But my pre-bricked SGSII was GB
Tynen said:
It's pretty sad, my Vibrant is running ICS. But my pre-bricked SGSII was GB
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definitely. going from ics on my vibrant to gb on the sgs2 has been super painful. especially cause i'm using my vibrant for testing app development so i still see the ics on it all the time.
synergeticink said:
Watch out dude, the wolfs are going to be all of over this thread soon. They seem to hate all news unrelated to our phone.
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The fact that you called us wolfs makes me happy. You and me are good in my book.
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Tynen said:
-.- that was low sir
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Just pointing the obvious. You flash **** that isn't made for your phone...you get a hard brick. Noob or not. Why point people out to something not meant for our phone variant.
ICS official release
Just thought i would let all the ppl here know that i just got off the phone with t-mobile n they said that they are rolling out ics updates in waves so odin > stock and hoping i will have ics on my s2 soon
Doubtful..
Jamenglish said:
Just thought i would let all the ppl here know that i just got off the phone with t-mobile n they said that they are rolling out ics updates in waves so odin > stock and hoping i will have ics on my s2 soon
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Something tells me a new account making this claim is just trolling :-/ (I came out of lurking for this)
not a troll, just trying to put some useful info out there call them up if u like
I'll bielive it when I see it.
Jamenglish said:
not a troll, just trying to put some useful info out there call them up if u like
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Coming from a Sprint Epic 4G I am used to waiting almost a year after official release to get an update.

[REQUEST] Facepalm emoticon

It would allow us to reply to all the "how do I flash a rom?," "which is the best rom?," "should i buy a gnex?," "what is the battery life like on the gnex?," threads much, much faster.
This would be great for efficiency. Rather than taking the time to copy/paste the URL of a web-hosted image(possibly uploading one or google image searching one first), or upload an image from our own hard drive as an attachment, we could simply enter in a few keystrokes and have our reply finished in seconds.
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It would allow us to reply to all the "how do I flash a rom?," "which is the best rom?," "should i buy a gnex?," "what is the battery life like on the gnex?," threads much, much faster.
This would be great for efficiency. Rather than taking the time to copy/paste the URL of a web-hosted image(possibly uploading one or google image searching one first), or upload an image from our own hard drive as an attachment, we could simply enter in a few keystrokes and have our reply finished in seconds.
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Or you could just say to them that the instructions are in the first post, you cant ask that question it is against the rules, phone choice is a personal choice. Also you could put nothing at all and hit the report button instead, i am pretty sure that is why its there.
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Or you could just say to them that the instructions are in the first post, you cant ask that question it is against the rules, phone choice is a personal choice. Also you could put nothing at all and hit the report button instead, i am pretty sure that is why its there.
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hell yeah mr. o'connor
true spirit of XDA !!!!!!!!!!!!!
I second that, though I was a newbie for Android sometimes and might have asked about some intricate step about flashing and rooting.
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s.d.oconnor said:
Or you could just say to them that the instructions are in the first post, you cant ask that question it is against the rules, phone choice is a personal choice. Also you could put nothing at all and hit the report button instead, i am pretty sure that is why its there.
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I second you....Though i would love a facepalm emoticon
Or just write facepalm.jpg
Most people would get the meaning...
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a.cid said:
Or just write facepalm.jpg
Most people would get the meaning...
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But it doesn't quite convey the reaction....if you know why i mean
Sent from the year 3000 using a SGA where sheep's are not present.
Prawesome said:
But it doesn't quite convey the reaction....if you know why i mean
Sent from the year 3000 using a SGA where sheep's are not present.
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There is :banghead:
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That's kinda angry, we need the hopeless kind, something that says "these people won't ever learn, will they?"
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a.cid said:
That's kinda angry, we need the hopeless kind, something that says "these people won't ever learn, will they?"
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OK.
or
mf2112 said:
OK.
or
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Gotta say that I love this one
Now we just need it on the 'Smilies' panel as I'll never remember that link when I need it.
SimonTS said:
Gotta say that I love this one
Now we just need it on the 'Smilies' panel as I'll never remember that link when I need it.
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Just copy it to your system and then host it wherever you like. Or the first one. I made the first one, and found the second one from some google pic results.

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